CityGirl a/k/a FlirtyGirl
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I'm Going OutThis song is almost about me (although I've never lost all my clothes, I have lost several coats, contacts, bracelets, earrings, once my shoes...don't ask...). Anyway, all this being good is really getting to me, so I'm going out with some friends!!! YOU GUYS HAVE FUN!!!
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She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothin'
She's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she' ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
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Well, what did you lose? Or gain?
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CityGirl a/k/a FlirtyGirl
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| Divilish wrote: | | Well, what did you lose? Or gain? |
Nothing. This guy talked my ear off and followed me around. He was really sweet, in a way, and quite flattering, but annoying all at the same time. He kept telling me how he know I was way out of his league (and I wouldn't say "No, you aren't" or "yes, you are"), and kept telling me how together he could tell I was. Told me all these hard luck stories about ex girlfriends and that now he only has two criteria for meeting women. one, they have to have a job and two they have to own a car. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself "Even if I would have dated you, I sure wouldn't now because you think so little of yourself" - OMG! I have never in my life met a man who talked so freaking much! He went to the bathroom and I told my other friends that I knew the reason he kept getting left. He apparently thinks that most men do not talk about their feelings and such enough, which basically is true, and he believes if he does the opposite that women will find it attractive. Only problem is HE WOULD NOT SHUT UP. If I actually got something in sideways he would say "See, now you're beating me to the punch on my story" OMG! How can a man, or a woman, talk that much???? I know why he has been left! He doesn't know how to SHUT UPT!!! He thinks he doesn't make enough money, but the truth is HE IS TOO INSECURE!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!!!
BUt, he had too much to drink and had to leave early! he he he
I had a pretty good time, I guess. It was super crowded. I saw my nephew and his wife (well, ex's nephew really) and a friend's daughter I hadn't seen in a while. Flirted some. But mostly I just watched people and thought, you know what, I just don't think I really want to meet any of the men out here. The only man that seemed cute, nice and decent my friend told me he was married he just didn't wear his ring (thank heavens I know people who know everyone!!!).
So, I don't think I'll be going out much any more. Dancing used to be a lot more fun. Maybe I'm just getting old?
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